You're the one with the shared note, the flight alerts, and the spreadsheet nobody asked for. Committee of one, technically. VACATION arced across the chest in retro red, with a cactus standing in for the T and a sun for the O.
6.5 ounce carded cotton with a stone wash finish, which is why it looks like you've had it for years before you've worn it once. Relaxed and cropped so it sits at the top of high waisted jeans without any tucking, and preshrunk so it stays that way after the first wash. It's the shirt for the group chat where the trip is still theoretical.
Screen printed retro graphic: VACATION in red bubble type with a cactus and a sun worked into the letters
6.5 oz, 16 singles carded cotton: heavyweight, so it hangs instead of clinging
Stone wash finish: the worn in look is built in, not something you wait three summers for
Relaxed cropped fit: sits at the top of high waisted jeans and shorts, no tucking required
Preshrunk: stays the length you bought it
Wide neck ribbing, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems: the neckline and hems hold their shape
Wear it while you're booking the thing, and then wear it on the trip. Somebody has to lead the committee, and it was always going to be you.